This is the way the world ends

"He had long passed sixty, when, one day, some one asked him: "Have you never been married?" "I have forgotten," said he. When it sometimes happened to him--and to whom does it not happen?-- to say: "Oh! if I were only rich!" it was not when ogling a pretty girl, but when contemplating an old book."

lesbianathogwarts:

diagondaley:

i started laughing yesterday in the middle of the street because i started thinking what it would be like to have gym class with only tumblr people

#there goes the ball  #along with all the fucks i give 

(Source: daleyprophet, via littlesoki)

nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

(via s3lene)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

tffnyblws:

theyoungveinsvevo:

*does laundry but like in a punk way*

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*does laundry but in a musical theatre way*

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tenticools:

Headline of the year

tenticools:

Headline of the year

(via tea-books-and-blankets)

danslegsareonfire:

circletines:

today in my religion class we were talking about gay marriage and my teacher said “gay people arent allowed to get married because in the eyes of the church marriage is meant for people to have children” and then i asked why women who were unfertile and therefore couldnt have children could get married and she was like “uhhh” and i dont knOW WHAT CAME OVER ME BUT I LITERALLY YELLED “SWERVE” AT HER AND I GOT IN TROUBLE

drowning in my tEARS

(Source: stephenhawqueen, via lordofthelesbians)

theblogchoseme:

If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

(via dontbeanassbutt)

osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

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guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

(via odannygirl7)

zubat:

awwww-cute:

She is Very Protective of Her Ducklings

Please stop what you’re doing and look at this

zubat:

awwww-cute:

She is Very Protective of Her Ducklings

Please stop what you’re doing and look at this

(via dementiacarnival)

blackamazon:

"there there angry face""no. I am angry and your fluffy yellow sunshine will not calm my WRATH"

blackamazon:

"there there angry face"
"no. I am angry and your fluffy yellow sunshine will not calm my WRATH"

(Source: entirelyessential, via themastermarauder)