This is the way the world ends

"He had long passed sixty, when, one day, some one asked him: "Have you never been married?" "I have forgotten," said he. When it sometimes happened to him--and to whom does it not happen?-- to say: "Oh! if I were only rich!" it was not when ogling a pretty girl, but when contemplating an old book."

thatnerdyguycaleb:

schoolsorrow:

thetremblingofmyhand:

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

No. Don’t stop. This is perfect

the cat one though


#is she literally a cat with a banging booty and legs that go on for days and dressed up?#you should see a psychologist then

thatnerdyguycaleb:

schoolsorrow:

thetremblingofmyhand:

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

No. Don’t stop. This is perfect

the cat one though

#is she literally a cat with a banging booty and legs that go on for days and dressed up?#you should see a psychologist then

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ghostpartly:

You used to be my 11:11 wish, but now I just wish that I make some hella cool artwork & have enough money to buy those neato vintage clothes online because I mean srsly, why wish for someone else to like you when you can just wish to be a radder better person & then I’ll have all the peeps wishing they were mine,… or superpowers. Yea, always wish for superpowers.

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shadesofamethyst:

lickystickypickyshe:

The Turkish company Pugedon has recently introduced a vending machine that’s an innovative way to help both the environment and our furry friends. It releases food for the city’s stray dogs and cats every time a plastic bottle is deposited, and it allows people to empty their water bottles for the animals as well.

This wonderful service operates at no charge to the city because the recycled plastic pays for the cost of food. So, with a little financial investment, the simple machines do a lot of good. They provide a steady source of sustenance to the animals, many of which rely on caring residents to regularly feed them. It also encourages people to make a habit of recycling and help conserve our environment for future generations.

Put these everywhere

(Source: mymodernmet.com, via electricgale)

fullmetalchickenwuss:

saying that asexual characters can’t have a romantic plot is a misuse of the word and implies that romantic relationships have to involve sex and personally i find that kind of disgusting

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ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah, okay, i’ll be sure to do that

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nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

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vy2cool:

wethinktherefore:

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy

Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.

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let’s try a different sort of ask game

allfordean:

send the person you reblogged this from an inspiring message (be it a compliment, a quote, happy song rec, etc.) and they have to respond with something inspiring for you, too.

Anonymous said: what's your queue tag from???

Virtuosi

BY LISEL MUELLER

     In memory of my parents

People whose lives have been shaped
by history—and it is always tragic—
do not want to talk about it,
would rather dance, give parties
on thrift-shop china. You feel
wonderful in their homes,
two leaky rooms, nests
they stowed inside their hearts
on the road into exile.
They know how to fix potato peelings
and apple cores so you smack your lips.
 
The words start over again
hold no terror for them.
Obediently they rise
and go with only a rucksack
or tote bag. If they weep,
it’s when you’re not looking.
 
To tame their nightmares, they choose
the most dazzling occupations,
swallow the flames in the sunset sky,
jump through burning hoops
in their elegant tiger suits.
Cover your eyes: there’s one
walking on a thread
thirty feet above us—
shivering points of light
leap across her body,
and she works without a net.

imagineyuorotp:

imagine your otp meeting each other for the first time, at night, in the woods, while both trying to dispose of their freshly killed corpses

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