This is the way the world ends

"He had long passed sixty, when, one day, some one asked him: "Have you never been married?" "I have forgotten," said he. When it sometimes happened to him--and to whom does it not happen?-- to say: "Oh! if I were only rich!" it was not when ogling a pretty girl, but when contemplating an old book."

risingsm0ke:

Sometimes I laugh because as an aromantic asexual, my sexuality is basically just: No. 

and then the triple a’s are over there like
sexuality: no
romantic: no
gender: no

(via thehumorousace)

fireandwonder:

ccharlesxavier:

i want a show called Man Vs. Wilde where someone is put in the jungle with oscar wilde and has to survive not only the elements but also wilde’s random attacks and massive ego

No. 

Mann vs. Wilde.

Thomas Mann’s pretensiousness and sexual repression vs. Oscar Wilde’s sarcasm and blatant queerness.

Give it to me.

(via durnesque-esque)

misandry-mermaid:

aka14kgold:

islamic-art-and-quotes:

The FBI caught a terrorist last week, but since he is not Muslim, you probably didn’t hear about it on the news.

Talbot is a white, radical right-wing conservative who was arrested by the FBI on charges of “attempted interference with commerce by robbery, solicitation to commit a crime of violence and possession of an explosive material.”


…
His plan was to rob banks to fund his revolution, and then also blow up mosques.

[Source]

Well, since the ‘blowing up mosques’ part is more or less on the CIA’s agenda, you can see why the FBI wouldn’t want to call him a terrorist…


Fox News on this issue:*cricket orgy noises*

misandry-mermaid:

aka14kgold:

islamic-art-and-quotes:

The FBI caught a terrorist last week, but since he is not Muslim, you probably didn’t hear about it on the news.

Talbot is a white, radical right-wing conservative who was arrested by the FBI on charges of “attempted interference with commerce by robbery, solicitation to commit a crime of violence and possession of an explosive material.”

His plan was to rob banks to fund his revolution, and then also blow up mosques.

[Source]

Well, since the ‘blowing up mosques’ part is more or less on the CIA’s agenda, you can see why the FBI wouldn’t want to call him a terrorist…

Fox News on this issue:


*cricket orgy noises*

(via flyingtit)

approvinqly:

I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr

(via aceofhearts77177)

phantonhives:

yes but imagine this: instead of giving mermaids pearly white perfect teeth

give them razor sharp fangs

(Source: cierin, via jeholy)

gerard-you-little-shit:

superherotimelorddetective:

choc-o-late:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

deppsydoodle:

deppsydoodle:

why is peter pan always flying?

he neverlands

I love this joke because it never grows old

It has a nice hook.

This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys

MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS FUCKIN PISSED OFF

(via itsjustasparkofdestiel)

agelfeygelach:

armouredswampert:

agelfeygelach:

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout  the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.

My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.

Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.

(via itsjustasparkofdestiel)

flowury:

oh NO a GIRL!!!!!! with HAIR in places that HAIR GROWS !!!! AHH!!!!!

(via jeholy)

darlingspectre:

me meeting new friends and not knowing if they’re homophobic or not:
hello my heterosexual companions! what straight activities will us straight people be partaking in this evening? perhaps “chilling” at a straight bar? watching football? kissing those of the opposite gender possibly? oh how fun it is, being hetero!

(via gildedfilth)

knightjeran:

If your brand of sex positivity includes something like “everyone does it”

then you can kindly fucking stop.

(via aceofhearts77177)