Sometimes I laugh because as an aromantic asexual, my sexuality is basically just: No.
and then the triple a’s are over there like
i want a show called Man Vs. Wilde where someone is put in the jungle with oscar wilde and has to survive not only the elements but also wilde’s random attacks and massive ego
Mann vs. Wilde.
Thomas Mann’s pretensiousness and sexual repression vs. Oscar Wilde’s sarcasm and blatant queerness.
Give it to me.
I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr
yes but imagine this: instead of giving mermaids pearly white perfect teethgive them razor sharp fangs
why is peter pan always flying?
I love this joke because it never grows old
It has a nice hook.
This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys
MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS FUCKIN PISSED OFF
me meeting new friends and not knowing if they’re homophobic or not:
hello my heterosexual companions! what straight activities will us straight people be partaking in this evening? perhaps “chilling” at a straight bar? watching football? kissing those of the opposite gender possibly? oh how fun it is, being hetero!